Learning how to talk...

me: Can someone tell Boy Who's Now on Crutches what we did in class yesterday?
Know-it-All: Alright, listen here, yo, basically what we did...
Boy on Crutches: I don't speak black.
Buss Pass Boy: You're the darkest one in here!


Boy on Crutches: Miss Book, are there orgasms in vinegar?
me (taking a deep breath before looking his direction so I won't laugh)
Boy on Crutches: I mean organisms!

At least he knew enough to correct himself quickly!