and so it begins... :)

Mr. John: Flava Flav! Who gave you permission to be in the hallway?
Flava Flav: God.

at soccer practice...
Flava Flav: Do you have any water? I have asthma on my tongue.

Math Award Winner: How many ounces are in this cup?
me: about 12
MAW: Is that more than 8?
Math Teacher: I'm revoking your math award!