things I didn't wake up expecting to hear today...

I was waiting for the elevator today with Mr. Rush when Flava Flav came downstairs for cross country practice. As he walked out the door, I was witness to the following exchange:
Rush: Flava Flav smells like feet!
FF: You smell like llama sperm!

The kid didn't miss a beat. I really don't know how he comes up with these things. He just walked out the door, and Rush and I completely lost it as we realized what he'd said...


And, of course, the 8th grade boys are always fun to eavesdrop on...
Student 1: You've gotta watch out for Mr. Cody though, he will steal your girl! It doesn't matter if she's 13! It's not even like he's going to chase after her or anything...
Student 2: Yeah! She will just follow him around!