This kid is endless entertainment...

Okay, I need I new name for "Obsessed with Charmed" because I am going to reference him frequently within the next year...since I have him in class again as a junior, and I feel like his 8th grade nickname could be better. Here are two from history class and one from chem lab...

Ms Brett: What did we name after William Pitt?

OwC: GETTYSBURG!

Teacher's Pet: What's Gettysburg?

OwC: If the Indians won the French and Indian War, would we be called the United States of the Indians?


And during lab, after one student spilled a beaker full of test tubes, breaking most of them:
OwC: Miss Book, how are we supposed to do #2? We don't have any crack pipes!
11th grader: he means test tubes