It's been too long...

Some quotable quotes from the past...weeks...months? Sorry, April has been ridiculous...:-p

"My mentor's a MILF!"
-Light of My Life


"Since it's called Hoss's Steakhouse, do they sell steak?"
-12th grade girl


9th grader, upon seeing a picture of an elderly woman:
"That's why I'm never marrying a white woman--when they get old their skin wrinkles up."


And, of course, Mr. Know-it-all, jubilantly holding up a folder he thought he'd lost:
"Jesus is real!! Miss Book, I believe in God!!"


In English class the other day the juniors were having a discussion that somehow turned to Sigmund Freud.
junior girl: Isn't that the magician guy who works with the animals?
teacher: That would be Siegfried and Roy, not Sigmund Freud.