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Wannabe Gangsta injured his knee in a basketball game last night, so he was walking a little funny today. As he walked across the classroom, the following exchange happened...

Single Kidney: Man, you walkin' like you got a stick up your...
me: Nose? like he has a stick up his nose?
Mr. Know it All (who comes up with the greatest descriptions and word combinations): You're walking like a rat's chewing on your butt crack!