You really can't make this stuff up...

Mr. Know-it-All always has an interesting way of putting things that ends up making me laugh. Yesterday he was wearing tennis shoes that were made of clear plastic so you could see his socks through them. At one point during class he took one off, looked at it, and exclaimed: "Science is happening in my shoe!" Apparently there was some condensation visible on the inside... he followed this up with, "Science is on my toes!" At least he gets excited about science... :)

He also accidentally broke a magnet in class the other day. When he told me what had happened, I gave him a fake angry look, to which he replied: "It was the energy's fault!"

Also, have I mentioned that we got a new copy machine at school? It is all fancy schmancy and will even hole punch for you! It also sends faxes, and supposedly will scan something and send it to your email, though I have yet to figure out how that feature works. I'm apparently a little ahead of some of my coworkers though. Recently one or two of the administrative staff were spotted making double sided copies...by gluesticking two one sided copies back to back and then copying them on the 2-->2 setting. The very people you would think should know all of thei ns and outs of the copier since it is basically integral to their job and located mere feet from their desks. Yes. It's true. You can't make this stuff up.