Life sucks when...

Single Kidney (aka the smallest cutest 8th grade boy ever): What chemical is this? (pointing at something he wrote on his paper)
I soon realized he was trying to make the letters in his name correspond to a chemical compound, for example, if his name were "Sammy" he would have written SAM2Y.
Me: Well, you could make that S for sulfur, Am for americium and Y for ytterbium.
Single Kidney: What chemical is that??
Me: Nothing. Those elements don't combine together.
SK: MAN! (slamming his notebook shut) Life sucks when you can't write your name as a chemical!