Overheard...

Some of the seniors were taking a test in my classroom yesterday (for another class), and somehow got into a discussion about birth control and getting tubes tied male vs. female. (I think they were taking a break from their test?)

Mr. Arrogant: Don't make me give up my manhood...you better be eatin birth control pills like skittles!

and later...

Model Student: I have a wedgie. It's a bottom of the drawer type underwear day.
Mr. A: It's worse for boys. Ours move. Once you've got yours in there...it stays...

At this point I decided it was time to leave the room...