A few quotes

I tend to forget that students tend to study the appearance of their teachers...


Girls Who Wants to Be My Best Friend: Miss Book! Your hair looks stunning today.
Me: Stunning? Hmm. Thanks.

Just give me a flat iron and a couple of bobby pins and apparently I can work miracles!



Clean Freak City Boy (so named because of his New Orleans behavior): You look like Ichabod Crane's sister.

I think he was trying to rip on me...this is how I know that we are finally friends...



The other day two of the junior girls were talking about dimples and comparing theirs, so I smiled to show off mine.
Basketball Star: Whoa! It looks like meteorites hit your face!

My grandmother did used to tell people that I was the granddaughter who had to clean her face with a Q-tip...



And here's a good one from our dear friend the Spanish teacher...
"We have the word Kitchen with the 11^th graders this week, which is cocina. The Cs sound like ssss but, they keep wanting to say “coCHina”, which means pig but is an offensive (not swear) term in Spanish countries! Well, just when I’m laughing each time they tell me you cook in the cochina, Mr. Gas-Ex mispronounces it by saying chocha… yeah… that means crotch… hmmm…?"