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Flava Flav: Ms Book, do you eat meat?
me: What?
FF: Are you a vegetarian?
me: No, why?
FF: You look like one.
me: What does a vegetarian look like?
FF: I don't know... Did you ever watch "That's So Raven"? You look like Chelsea from there.
me: Is she white?
FF: Yes
me: Does she have long blonde hair?
FF: Yes
me: Well then that's why. Now, on to physical and chemical properties...



Girl Who Wants to Be My Best Friend: (whispering and beckoning) Miss Book! (hesitates like maybe she shouldn't have called me over during class, but beckons me closer until I am bending over her desk) Where did you get your belt? (still whispering)
me (stage whispering): I don't remember...I think at a garage sale?

Well, that wasn't exactly the response she was expecting...