overheard:

Remember "Say Anything"...the girl who likes to play the "you're just saying that cuz I'm white" card? Well, she was the one involved in the following exchange. The seniors tend to take jabs at each other regarding skin color (they're the class to whom I said "white people are dirty" after walking in on them giving each other bars).

Say Anything: You can't do that, you're colored.
other student: Yeah? Well you're discolored.

For some reason that seriously cracked me up...