Thanks for sharing...

Flava Flav was unpacking his bookbag at his desk today before the bell rang. I was standing near him and for some reason he felt the need to hold up a black piece of clothing and inform me:
"These are my supportive underwear for my race today."
Something I really didn't need to know...

I had some Total cereal and water stirring on the hot plate when they came into class this morning. (To show them that you can take out the iron with a magnet)
them: "That looks like throw up. Is it throw up?"
me (writing notes on the board): "No, it's diarrhea."

Hehehehe, I like grossing them out...