Once again...

...Flava Flav never fails to disappoint us.

Yesterday during a review session I asked for questions. He was in the middle of asking one and I didn't quite understand what he was saying (I am continually telling him to enunciate). When I asked him to repeat himself, he said, "My nose is bleeding!"
me: "What?"
FF: "I was picking my nose and now it's bleeding...can I go to the bathroom?"
cue the rest of the class: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
me: "Yes. Please."

Today I asked for questions before the test and as I was walking past FF's desk, he apparently had a burning question,
"Ms. Book, are you married?"
I responded by holding up both hands to reveal that I was ringless. He looked confused, so I explained.
"No ring. I'm not married."
FF: "So. It could be indivisible."

Yes, the word "atom" does mean "indivisible." No, we do not use that word to describe things that you can't see...

Whoops, I just realized that I didn't even correct him, I just laughed on the inside. Some teacher I am. I think I was distracted by Girl Who Thinks She's My Best Friend asking me why I wasn't married...