A Lesson in Punctuation

Today when we were taking notes in chemistry--

Obsessed with Buses*: Ms Book, why is there a question mark after that sentence?
Model Student: Because it's a QUESTION!


*This kid is amazing...he is completely obsessed with the bus system. His classmates were quizzing him the other day...he can tell you what bus to get on to go anywhere--and he could even tell you where to catch it!


And the other day in physics class--
Mr. Gas-Ex: Ms Book, you have a beautiful smile. I don't know if I ever told you that.
Me: Thank you.
Mr. G-E: Why don't you teach me to smile like that?
Male Student: You have to buy the book at Barnes and Noble--How to Be Miss Book for Dummies.

Not hilarious, but amusing nonetheless...:)