Are you a member?

"I Didn't Kiss Her!" Boy (completely serious, as we are getting ready to start class): Miss Book, I joined this organization. It's called "Al Qaeda."
DP Girl: I have a friend named Al Qaeda.
Me: You have a friend named Al Qaeda?
DP Girl: I think so. He's Spanish. And he looks good...

I'm really curious as to what his name actually is...:)