Rodents, illegal immigrants and the mysteries of the universe...

I seriously can't figure out where November went. Yesterday I checked the calendar to see what my weekly chore assignment was...and I looked at the week of the 3rd...then realized it was the 23rd! Sheesh.

Here are a couple of good quotes from my classes last week--
"I Didn't Kiss Her" Boy: What's that on your head?
Dramatic Poop Girl: It's called a bang! What's that rodent on your upper lip?

Student 1: IDKH Boy, what are you? Are you Puerto Rican?
IDKH Boy: Yes.
DP Girl: IDKH Boy! Are you an illegal immigrant?!?!
IDKH Boy: No. Are you a slave?

And in physics we were talking about gravitational interactions between large masses....like the Earth, Moon and Sun.
Drama Queen: Wait... the moon and the sun aren't the same thing?
All of her classmates: What? Are you serious?
DQ: I always thought, like, the sun went down and then, like, part of it came back up as the moon...
Classmates: How did you make it to 12th grade???