Just because you can...doesn't mean you should

I was sitting in the back of the biology class today as they were doing some research for their genetic diseases projects...
Beauty Pageant Girl: Did you know homosexuals are more likely to have hemophilia?!

BPG: Video Game Boy, you'd better stay straight, or you're going to get homophilia!

Oh dear.



Another "oh dear" moment took place during the seniors' chem class today. I lit steel wool on fire with a 9 volt battery, then they wanted to know why the battery lit it on fire. In the course of my explanation, I asked if any of them had ever licked a nine volt battery... Model Student had, but Mr. Arrogant hadn't. She told him to do it.

Mr. A: No! I'm not licking that!
MS: Why not? It's not like it's going to hurt you or anything...
Mr. A: Well it doesn't hurt to lick a horse's penis either, but you wouldn't do that, would you?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha...oh dear...