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Vocabulary practice...
9th grade boy: Stop disrespecting my conglomerate!
Mr. DeBor: That's not how you use "conglomerate"...
9th grade boy: Well it sounds smart if you don't know what it means!



8th grade boy: Miss Book, I saw your boyfriend!
me: Oh really. What did he look like?
[He starts describing someone...]
8th grade boy #2: Do you have a boyfriend?
me: no.
boy #2: You should get one. You're probably lonely. Oh wait, you're not lonely, you have science!