"Your mom's going to the country..."

Can you name that tune/artist? I'm willing to bet that at least a couple of you can...:)

We went to a track meet yesterday that was sort of out in the middle of nowhere (since most of the city schools are big and we're small...we have to drive awhile to compete against smaller schools). As we were driving on some windy roads past farms and such, there were some pretty amusing comments coming out of the seats behind me...
"Man! When you're in a place like this no one's gonna hear you if you scream! I suggest the buddy system."
"There ain't even street lights out here! No projects or nothin'!"
"There's nothing out here! They got no choice BUT to run!"

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On a completely different note, another teacher related the following interaction to me which happened in her class...
Teacher: Crazy Boy! Stop humping the chair!
Crazy Boy: I'm not! The chair's humping me!

HAH!