Hispanics and sexy food
Me--driving the 15 passenger van to golf practice.
Favorite Student--sitting shotgun
FS--Look at that Hispanic guy!
Me--I think he's Asian.
FS--No. Anyone who's not American is Hispanic.
Oh. Of course.
Kid who's Obsessed with Charmed--pulls out some of his Easter candy, a pretzel rod dipped in chocolate and covered in M&M's--"Miss Book, look at this! Isn't it sexy?"
Me--"Well...that's probably not the word I would have chosen to describe it..."
Overheard in the cafeteria:
(Today we had shepherd's pie for lunch--which translates into a pan of ground meat/corn/gravy and a pan of mashed potatoes.) "No! This is an insult to shepherds and to pie!"
And today in chemistry...
Girl Who Loves Pinesol--Snail's Pace [the kid who does everything slower than molasses], I'm gonna clobber you!
Me--You'd both better be quiet or I'll clop you in the chops. Hah, that's what my mom used to say...
Pinesol Girl--Tell your mom she's a G.
P.S. If you haven't heard Relient K's new album yet, you should. I am obsessed. I love clever lyrics.
posted by Miss Book @ 6:47 PM
2 Comments:
it's 1:17am and i just got home from another lovely evening of hanging grid paper at the store (OH HOW I LOVE MY JOB) and i'd just like to tell you that all of your stories are gold. tell your mom she's a G. ahahahaha. i also enjoyed "this is an insult to shepherds and to pie!" fabuloso. ok, i'm giddy with tiredness, perhaps i shall go to bed now.
Haha. I love your quotes. I came on here to check your New Orleans pics and saw some stories about your kids. I would concur with Melissa that they are fabuloso. I am giddy with work so I must be going. Luv AliO
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